I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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