i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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