That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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