can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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