it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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