all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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