Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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