She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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