I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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