I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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