"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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