32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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