I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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