where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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