Define "chronic" masturbator.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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