Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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