Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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