He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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