So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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