I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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