if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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