he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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