She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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