You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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