You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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