Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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