This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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