and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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