I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i came on her dog
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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