i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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