I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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