am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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