I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Randomize
