I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
