drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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