He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
How's work?
Spinning.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You don't make any sense
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