I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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