So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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