Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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