I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My vagina is officially offended.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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