my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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