I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
not ubering you a puppy
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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