it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You ate ashes out of my bong
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Randomize
