i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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