apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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