Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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