VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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