Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
They took my balls.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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