ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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