Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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