apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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