doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't make out with my wife yet
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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