We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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