the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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