absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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