I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
