omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
this is an emotional support booty call
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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